Fluffy de Light

I look like a 20s flapper.

Almost like this!!

…Or I look like a busty redhead from any porno starring a busty redhead.

Exhausted ESL teacher is exhausted.

I MISS YOUR FACE. LOVER COME BACK.

#Retta should be getting all of Rob Lowe’s screen time

Emily is wooing me.

Emily is a really good woo-er.

Oops I crapped my pants sure holds a lotta dung.

I have many leatherbound books. My apartment smells like rich mahogany.