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my-mewling-quim:

buttsexington replied to your photo: What a difference a year makes.

omfg USA passports are so lame

There’s a goddamn screaming eagle on my fucking passport.

my-mewling-quim:

oface replied to your photo: OMG. Now that I have this information… I’m unsure…

Sounds like internet stalking time to me.

Found him on Facebook. He’s in a relationship. She’s cute too. I’ll take ‘em both.

SCORE. I love package deals.

my-mewling-quim:

oface replied to your post: HYEEEE

This gif made my life.

If I were a man with a beard, that gif would be me.

Well being pregnant is making my beard more noticeable, so it is me.  

my-mewling-quim:

theintrepiddetective replied to your post: You know… The actual cannibal joke was funny until…

Albert Fish. Bath salts. Donner Party.

 theintrepiddetective replied to your postYou know… The actual cannibal joke was funny until…

cough. Sorry.

;LAKJSD;FLJKASDF

LOOK

I KNOW THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CANNIBALS

BUT THERE ARE JUST A LOT RECENTLY.

Don’t worry…they are all in Florida, with all the other freaks. (I say this as an ex Floridian freak).

oface asked: I WISH I COULD BE AS COOL AS YOUR ONLINE FRIENDS. :(

lexmccoy:

BUT YOU ARRRRRRRRE.

Anonymous asked: 16, 37, 70, 76. <3

lexmccoy:

16: Favourite place - My bed.

37: Tattoos and piercing i want - Tattoos “For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky.” and I plan on having my tragus pierced. I love all kinds of piercings/tattoos though.

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - UGH SO MANY INJURIES. I would say it would have to be when I broke my arm playing tug-of-war with my brothers. They told me to try as hard as I could to pull the rope. I did, and they let go. I fell back and caught myself with my arm and broke my wrist/arm in the process. No fun.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - I think Satan’s full name is Taylor Swift.

Tragus piercings are the best. I had mine up until my surgery couple of years ago. Had to take them out before going to the OR, and couldn’t get the ring back in. :(

And Satan’s last name is Santorum.

spock-variety-hour asked: You’ve swapped places with Nurse Chapel at some point after Amok Time, you still look like you and have your memories but everyone accepts you’re Chapel. What do you do.

lexmccoy:

OH You know… I would just do Nurse stuff, probably.

DYING.