omfg USA passports are so lame
There’s a goddamn screaming eagle on my fucking passport.
oface replied to your photo: OMG. Now that I have this information… I’m unsure…Sounds like internet stalking time to me.
Found him on Facebook. He’s in a relationship. She’s cute too. I’ll take ‘em both.
SCORE. I love package deals.
This gif made my life.
If I were a man with a beard, that gif would be me.
Well being pregnant is making my beard more noticeable, so it is me.
theintrepiddetective replied to your post: You know… The actual cannibal joke was funny until…Albert Fish. Bath salts. Donner Party.
theintrepiddetective replied to your post: You know… The actual cannibal joke was funny until…cough. Sorry.
I KNOW THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CANNIBALS
BUT THERE ARE JUST A LOT RECENTLY.
Don’t worry…they are all in Florida, with all the other freaks. (I say this as an ex Floridian freak).
BUT YOU ARRRRRRRRE.
16: Favourite place - My bed.
37: Tattoos and piercing i want - Tattoos “For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky.” and I plan on having my tragus pierced. I love all kinds of piercings/tattoos though.
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? - UGH SO MANY INJURIES. I would say it would have to be when I broke my arm playing tug-of-war with my brothers. They told me to try as hard as I could to pull the rope. I did, and they let go. I fell back and caught myself with my arm and broke my wrist/arm in the process. No fun.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - I think Satan’s full name is Taylor Swift.
Tragus piercings are the best. I had mine up until my surgery couple of years ago. Had to take them out before going to the OR, and couldn’t get the ring back in. :(
And Satan’s last name is Santorum.
OH You know… I would just do Nurse stuff, probably.